The Lestaret Corporation has recently been granted a franchise on one of the divisions of Hell and as of May 2012 will be issuing tickets for the new system of entry (for a small administrative fee, of course.) This will involve standing in lots of queues, and the continual listenening to the entire output of Justin Bieber. Not big changes then.
Just to demonstrate the levels of intense toil that goes into producing each ticket, here is a quick overview:
2. A batch of sturdy card was trimmed to an oversized dimension (10mm all round,) for better handling during printing.
3. A template was created in order to gain an accurate position of the print. The centre was trimmed to show the maximum print area and used to overlay the makeready prints.
4. Printing. Well, not quite that simple. First the type needs composing – Univers 45 and 68 centrally aligned – this took around 45 minutes in all, particularly in the positioning of the type in the chase. This was then printed on the Adana 5/3 in a dark green. A day later, the numbering box was installed and the tickets were sequentially numbered in a deep red.
5. The top and bottom are then trimmed. I set up a temporary jig on my cutting mat to speed this up.
6. The tickets were then perforated using a small perforating wheel bought from a local craft store. Again, a temporary jig was used for this process.
7. Holes were punched with a hand held single hole puncher, using a cardboard jig to ensure consistency of position.
8. Edges removed to enhance the reveal the ticket!
This is a lot of effort for such a small bit of ‘stuff’ but I like it!